Irina Zadov, (right) co-host of Feast of Words, offers latkes to Jessica Langlois during Feast of Words at SOMArts Cultural Center in San Francisco. Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle
I tried my hand at fiction a few Tuesday nights back by acting out of character. First, I made a killer aged-Gouda, caramelized onion, spinach chili quiche at 4 p.m. while watching "Oprah". An hour later I wrote a scene at Feast of Words that had Mom on mute while I turned up the vibrator. This weekend's cover story in the San Francisco Chronicle covered the more exciting of the above two.
The reporter didn't mention my group's prompts: a Golden retriever, an egg, and four double A batteries. I'll let your own imagination deduct how those three objects might have involved sex and my mother. Though not mentioned in the article, I was the "naughty" winner from the guest applause-o-meter, winning, you guessed it: a gift certificate to the old San Francisco favorite, The Cake Gallery. Which made me wonder, did my new husband and I miss an opportunity to have an unforgettable wedding cake by serving our friend's chocolates instead?
So the Sex Toy Was Buzzing ?
Posted by: RickStar | September 17, 2011 at 08:02 PM